May 2013
12 posts
2 tags
pizza:
rockandkrull:
pizza:
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
April 2013
26 posts
nickelbackthatassup:
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
senpai-has-noticed-you:
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
reallyreallyreallytrying:
medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*
mischief always wins the war: lagio: 87daysbefore:... →
lagio:
87daysbefore:
hop-i-n-g replied your post ugh this is why i love you guys so much
seriously Rachel from the pictures i’ve seen the only big thing about you are your boobs. you have such a nice body
my boobs really obscure my perception because they are so huge and they…
Amen. Having 36 DDDs make everything harder
toughgirltoph:
i laugh myself to sleep every night knowing Taylor Swift tried out for the part of Eponine in Les Mis
kittening:
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
“!!!!...”
– every dog probably (via jamsfranca)
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nickmoorexvx:
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
Reaching for the heavens: that one time I dragged... →
reachingfortheheavens:
I was just remembering the first time I ever went to an Orthodox church, which was last Pascha. Because I had no other ride, my friend agreed to take me and stand through the entire 3 hour service. Not that I told her it was 3 hours or that there are no chairs, because I’m a jerk.
Anyway, I was…
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guess who’s buying a house? that’s right, we are!
March 2013
15 posts
msjewbooty:
do you ever see words where it’s possible to spell it phonetically a different way but if it was spelled that way it just feels so gross and weird
like an example if i spelled circle like serkle don’t you feel a little disgusted
pizzaforpresident:
australiansanta:
my parents met by mum hitchhiking and dad giving her a lift home and then the next week he randomly found her hitchhiking again in a completely different city now is that not fate or what omfg
it sounds like your mom kept escaping and your dad kept finding her and eventually stockholm syndrome kicked in and she got pregnant
